Trophy Joker Gifts

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Award Winning Gardener

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Win - win

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Dad Trophies

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"