Trophy Joker T-Shirts

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Win - win

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Guess who netted it.'

Pinata Trophies

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.