Grand Prix Joker Gifts

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

'Your shoe's untied.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'How about a game of cards?'

Get crazy once in a while

'Hole in one!!!!'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"You idiots … we lost!"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Lion!'