Grand Prix Joker Pillows

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

'Your shoe's untied.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'How about a game of cards?'

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Toilet humour

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

A clown & his clone.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'