Trophy Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'I dunno. Do you find this job rewarding?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Elephant in the Room

"I see you still have the president's ear."

"I'm sure everyone in the restaurant is in awe of your bowling trophy, but, next time, leave it at home!"

"You can show in the awards panel - I'm ready to be lionised."

Andrew and his ensemble proudly accept first place in the annual Piper's Ball with their moving rendition of what was probably Amazing Grace.

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

"Sir, I'm afraid we can't accept this as a form of identification."

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

"So he got a trophy for good sportsmanship – that doesn't mean he won't go to law school."

Man looking at two large oblong trophies very similar shape to that of his nose

'He's trying to intimidate you.'

'I don't want to thank anybody, apart from myself for being such a massive talent who cheated and clawed my way to the top. Thank you but you took your time.'

Winning the Cup.

Award night - Best & Fairest, Best 1st Year, Best Clubman, Best Left Alone.

Number One.

'I dreamt you won your stupid Mickey Mouse darts Tournament last night...'

"They're all trophies for trying."

Vegetarian taxidermy

Street Sales

"By the time I realized my mistake, it was already too late."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"