Trophy Polish Enthusiast Gifts

Gift ideas for football managers.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Guess what? I won again.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Soccer coach of the year.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Geoffrey Rush

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Look a huge bird!'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Norman E-Mailer

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

French Street.

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'In a surprise move today, the members of the Nobel Committee awarded all of this year's Nobel Prizes to each other.'

Most Loyal Employee Award

'Is somebody here implying that I was not really sick?' (Best Actor award on his desk.)