Trophy Polish Enthusiast T-Shirts

Gift ideas for football managers.

'Guess what? I won again.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Soccer coach of the year.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Norman E-Mailer

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

French Street.

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Most Loyal Employee Award

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

'In a surprise move today, the members of the Nobel Committee awarded all of this year's Nobel Prizes to each other.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'