Trophy Pose Enthusiast T-Shirts

'So, I says shoot him one more time just to be sure. . .'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Could you keep still?"

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Making it look easy.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"Stop staring"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Easter egg yoga

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

Street Sales

Vegetarian taxidermy

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

I love Yoga

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

Elephant in the Room