Artistic Pose Appreciator T-Shirts

'How much longer can I hold this pose?' (flower in vase being painted).

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"Could you keep still?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Diego Velasquez

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Nick Cave

Leonore from Fidelio

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Making it look easy.

"Stop staring"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"Quit moving"

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.