
'That was my first ever kill.'
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'That was my first ever kill.'
The Victors
My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
Award Winning Gardener
'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'
Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'
Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.
Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'
'Guess what? I won again.'
Fishing Boat Derby
Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'
Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.
Zdeno Chara
"Bang!"
The Generals medals
'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'
'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'
Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man
"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."
"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."
'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'
"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."
'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'
"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."
Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.
1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race
'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'
'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'
'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'
STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower
'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'
Cat Show - Sheds Most
A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.
'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'
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