Trophy Room Curator T-Shirts

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Paul Klee

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Award Winning Gardener

Shoe addict.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Projectile painting.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Win - win

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Dad Trophies

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"The new house is almost ready!"

Pinata Trophies

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Books / Coffee table books

Fishing Boat Derby

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

First Prize!

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"