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"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Shoe addict.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Books / Coffee table books

Caliologist

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Literary Dogs.

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

Yuletide

Bless this horse

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

A Cat at Work.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

"Government means testing has been keeping me nice and warm this winter."