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Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring complete obscurity."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Painting taking root...

Shoe addict.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

It's a call from Tate modern.

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)