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I drew these in a cave so they won't be in the public domain.

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring complete obscurity."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Shoe addict.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Projectile painting.'

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Escher exhibition first floor

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'