Trophy Room Enthusiast Pillows

'That was my first ever kill.'

The Victors

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Award Winning Gardener

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Zdeno Chara

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Bang!"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

The Generals medals

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'