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"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It is we."

"Surprise!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The Queen

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

A king in a wheelchair throne

The Bachelord

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

"You're in my seat."

"Finally!"

Dog steals the throne.

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

A king in a reclinable throne

"So, order in or go out?"

"I try to be royal without being regal."

Donner

'That was my first ever kill.'

Queen

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'I'm afraid the situation is dire, gentlemen...we're running out of bogeymen.'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

'Try to see things from my point of view.'