Throne Room Bingers Pillows

'This is great! -- since he got cable, he hasn't had time to oppress anybody!'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Surprise!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"It's 100% commercials."

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Couch potato.

"You seem very remote."

'Not another elimination show!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Will Smith's Oscar

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

WARNING - This Programme Contains No Strong Language.....

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'