Throne Room Bingers Pillows

'This is great! -- since he got cable, he hasn't had time to oppress anybody!'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Surprise!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"It's 100% commercials."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'Not another elimination show!'

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"You seem very remote."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Couch potato.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Will Smith's Oscar

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Out-of-Homebody experience.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."