Throne Room Humorist Pillows

"Surprise!"

"His first out-of-body experience."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Where's my horse?'

Magic Act

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Bed Fellow

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Peter

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

'My member requires some interest.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

"It's a 'get worse soon card' from your ex wife."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

Bit on the Side

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Chicane

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

The Theatre of Mime.

"Ask me about my long face."