Throne Room Designer Pillows

A king in a reclinable throne

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Surprise!"

Board Game Hunter

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

Peeping Periscope.

'I just invented the toilet, and guess what WOLFIE did!'

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

Bob's Apartment

Burping Toilet

Staff pick

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

Queen

"Dad's Game of Thrones obsession is getting a bit much."

"So, order in or go out?"

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'...But enough about me, what do you do for a living?'