Throne Room Designer Mugs

A king in a reclinable throne

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Surprise!"

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

Peeping Periscope.

'I just invented the toilet, and guess what WOLFIE did!'

Bob's Apartment

Burping Toilet

Staff pick

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

Cinema 'Screen 3, Gone with the wind' single armchair

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Queen

"So, order in or go out?"

"Dad's Game of Thrones obsession is getting a bit much."

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'...But enough about me, what do you do for a living?'

Mess up your room!