Throne Sculptor Pillows

"Dad's Game of Thrones obsession is getting a bit much."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"This stool shall pass."

Snow Devil

"It is we."

"Surprise!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Snow Crime

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

UFO and snowman

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Sculptor's chippings

"The kids are growing up so fast."