Throne Sculptor Pillows

"Dad's Game of Thrones obsession is getting a bit much."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Snow Devil

"Surprise!"

"It is we."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Snow Crime

Sculptor's chippings

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

UFO and snowman

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."