Throne Room Enthusiasts Prints

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Surprise!"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The Queen

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"You're in my seat."

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

The Bachelord

A king in a wheelchair throne

"Finally!"

Dog steals the throne.

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"So, order in or go out?"

A king in a reclinable throne

Queen

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'That was my first ever kill.'

Donner

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'I'm afraid the situation is dire, gentlemen...we're running out of bogeymen.'

If you find any change between the cushions, it's mine.

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'