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"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Product Testing Department

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Work Du Soleil

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Fake Tropes

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Fish Trampoline

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Street Sales

Tip Responsibly

Vegetarian taxidermy

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

The indigo children.

Danger Coconuts

Elephant in the Room

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

Winning the Cup.

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."