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Ice Cream Dreams.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Product Testing Department

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Work Du Soleil

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

Fake Tropes

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Tip Responsibly

The indigo children.

Street Sales

Vegetarian taxidermy

Danger Coconuts

Elephant in the Room

Private Island

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

Winning the Cup.

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."