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"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

"Yeah, well, look where you've stranded us this time. In a damn cliche."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A caveman paints from life

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Slugfest!

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

Praying mantis.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Fly Artist

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Bees v Wasps

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."