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In his final moments, Peter understood one thing - that cartoons had lied to him.

Hither and Yon sign

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Drive safely.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

Second Chance Exit.

Winter Roadwork...

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

Sharks Eating Desert Island Under The Water Line To Get To Castaway

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

The End.

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

'I know that parrot is not included in my diet - suggest something else I can eat...'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

Leaving Utopia: Midtopia - Dystopia

John Milton