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Ice Cream Dreams.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

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'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

Tip Responsibly

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

Christmas Star

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Box Step

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

"The cape isn't the only reason he was named Department Head, but it didn't hurt."

Stoop Fan