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'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Cats and Dogs.

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

If found please return to mountain

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

When Female Leopards Marry.

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Woman in a fur coat being booed by leopards.

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'