Big Top Adventurer T-Shirts

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"I don't believe in you!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"All the celebrities come here."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"It's called being preemptive."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."