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'Is it safe to wear in an open top sports car?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"When the company said we'd now be sharing cubicle space this wasn't what I expected!"

The segway RV.

Distance to horizon varies.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

The back of the Taj Mahal.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"I heart the air in my hair!"

Directions for walker across several hills.

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"Look—there it goes again!"

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

Honk if you love Jesus - Jesus Cruz's Bar & Grill 12 mi. ahead.

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

"I don't see you pencilled in my calendar, Armstrong."

Whisky idea

"Now you know why it's called an Open MRI"

Policeman

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

'I wouldn't worry about it if I were you — a lot of ettins have split personalities.'