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"I don't believe in you!"

"Look—there it goes again!"

'Can it wait a couple of weeks?'

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

"Hey! How about a little help?"

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"