Mountaintop Adventurer T-Shirts

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I don't believe in you!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Golf with a difference

Skier and his dog.

Workaholic on holiday

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Recalculating

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."