Mountain Top Adventurer T-Shirts

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"I don't believe in you!"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skier and his dog.

Golf with a difference

Workaholic on holiday

"All the celebrities come here."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'