Mountain High Adventurers T-Shirts

Sheep on a Ledge.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Oh, crap.'

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Recalculating

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Scotsman in the bath...

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Have you been working out?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skier flying past mountains

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'