Mountain High Adventurers Gifts

Sheep on a Ledge.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"All the celebrities come here."

Scotsman in the bath...

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recalculating

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Have you been working out?'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Skier flying past mountains

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'