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Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Face Painting.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Roller-coaster

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'Please come down, Reverend Brewster -- We really DID like your sermon!'

Man on bike

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

"Look—there it goes again!"

How to read a modern roof rack.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

"Have fun at the carnival...and I can do without the comments on my driving!"

Pollock, The Ride

'Now this is entertainment!'

Stock Market.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

Feeling on top of the world.