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"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Smoking in the city.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I don't believe in you!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Scientists building a tower

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'And then we dicovered we didn't need planning permission!'

How to read a modern roof rack.

'Loft living taken to its natural conclusion!'

"Look—there it goes again!"

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

The Movers Strip - Loft living

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

'Now this is entertainment!'

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Stoop Fan

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

House for sale - very cheap!

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'