Rooftop Enthusiast Gifts

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Smoking in the city.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I don't believe in you!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Scientists building a tower

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

'Loft living taken to its natural conclusion!'

'And then we dicovered we didn't need planning permission!'

Snow Plowing

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

"Look—there it goes again!"

How to read a modern roof rack.

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"The really skilled part is getting the customers to pay up within six months"

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

'Now this is entertainment!'

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

The Movers Strip - Loft living

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

Stoop Fan

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

House for sale - very cheap!

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"