Rooftop Adventurer Gifts

"I don't believe in you!"

"Look—there it goes again!"

'Can it wait a couple of weeks?'

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."