Big Top Adventurer Gifts

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"It's called being preemptive."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."