Big Top Aficionado Gifts

'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

"I feel lousy...I think someone I ate disagree with me."

"this"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"He always wanted to have a house cat to play with."

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

'How many times do I have to tell you?... Let the lions eat first!'

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

"The cape isn't the only reason he was named Department Head, but it didn't hurt."

Leopard

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

A man and his ingenuity

"Another startup."

"I've been thinking I'm not actually all that scared of chairs "

"I like it, Eiffel. Maybe a tad taller though?"

"Where might we find your tiger balm."