Big Top Fan Gifts

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

George Michael

Litter Tray Training

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Clown Skis.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'

"Is this seat taken?"

'No, it's not hot off the grill... we're having zebra that's been sitting out in the sun.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"I picked up a couple of hitchhikers. You don't mind, do you?"

"Sure, I want to teach them to be ruthless predators, but I also want them to think my dad jokes are funny."

Vet uses a hydraulic jack to treat an elephant.