Big Top Enthusiast Gifts

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Cats and Dogs.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

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When Female Leopards Marry.

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'