Roof Garden Enthusiast Gifts

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Environment Friendly House.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Dog got your clog?'