Rock Garden Enthusiasts Gifts

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

The Music Seed

Eric Clapton.

Environment Friendly House.

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Ozzy Osbourne

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Disease-y Top

Rod Stewart

The first animation.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Robert Johnson.

Santa Metal Claus

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

Paul Gilbert.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'