Rock Garden Enthusiasts Mugs

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Italica

The Music Seed

Environment Friendly House.

Tina Turner

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Disease-y Top

Rod Stewart

The first animation.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Santa Metal Claus

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'This next song is about oil. Then again, isn't everything?'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'