Rock Climbing Enthusiasts Gifts

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Easter Island legs

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Rubbish and Everest

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"How do I get down?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Disease-y Top

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Remember when?... When was that?

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"