Rock Climbing Aficionado Gifts

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

Remember when?... When was that?

Tourist

Easter Island legs

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Man, times have changed.'

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Mark Knopfler.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Elfis"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Johnny Winter.

Bad times to sneeze