Rock Climbing Aficionado T-Shirts

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

Remember when?... When was that?

Tourist

Easter Island legs

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Elfis"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Johnny Winter.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'