Rock Climbing Fanatics Gifts

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Easter Island legs

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Rubbish and Everest

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"How do I get down?"

Disease-y Top

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...