Rooftop Dreamers Gifts

'You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree. I'm having your desk moved up here as we speak.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Walkers

"I don't believe in you!"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Painting

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Crap. I overslept."

That's my summer place.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Entering New York City - Check it out

Eric Adams Caricature

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Born to rock.

"Mission control, we have a problem."

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Moonbillies.

And as the sun sets over the hills...

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'Roof Gardens the hard way'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...